After the US elections had ended , or the US ended, depending on whether you are an optimist or not, i have decided to add a new category to substitute all the energy spent on The American presidential election no longer valid.
The Swiss media can be found online which makes it easy to share and all i have to do is read, select , translate and share.
Today, i decided to skip what the swiss think..and focus on humor through images .I did translate some jokes that are just a random selection of swiss jokes published on the evening free press everyone seem to be reading on the train in the evening on their way home :
The swiss are obsessed with collecting “things” , here is a bathtub duck collector who probably did not have more space at home for his ducks collection : ( could this also be possibly a solution for the refugee housing issue? )Si
The swiss wolves are in danger of getting shot by the farmers, here is one escaping
using the Swiss efficient public transportation !
The swiss always love laughing at other nations and especially “the Amis” as the derogatory name they call the Americans goes..
I think this picture is definitely worth 1,000 words ..
Chickens are called “poulet”-the French word- in Swiss German- the Swiss farmers pride themselves on treating the animals well..sometimes more like pets. Wumo: the animation below
How breakups would look like without Facebook..
Angry woman : “Harald, why did you break into my new boyfriend’s house and what do you want with his old school photos?”
joke no. 1 – Donald Trumpish
A pair of rabbits escapes a dog and hide in a hole in the ground. “And now?” complains the
female, the male takes the female and says : “Now we wait till we are enough to overcome”
Joke no. 2-typical swiss stereotype – busy cleaning
Lisa cleans the window and sings joyfully to herself. suddenly her husband stands behind her and says “You should have told me that you are singing .”
“why?” asks the wife, “I have been oiling the balcony door for the past half an hour”, answers the husband.
Surprise: that joke also reminds me of Donald Trump.
I think the Swiss think a lot like Donald Trump; a wife cleaning, rabbits mating..